1. aspio:

    playing a game for nostalgia but realizing you’re going to have to fight that boss again

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  2. thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

    it-was-just-a-reflektor:

    "you can’t be a pansexual, you’ve only been in three relationships and they’ve all been with cis guys"

    oh sorry i wasn’t aware i needed the eight pansexual badges before i was considered a pansexual master

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    You must travel across the land

    Searching far and wide

  3. favorite character meme - [2/7] scenes

  4. why-am-i-narrating:

    anentirelynewhunger:

    Does anyone else make sarcastic comments out loud when watching a TV show or film even though you’re completely alone?

    You mean some people don’t do this?

  5. bisexualzuko:

stardust-rain:

dollygale:

brandx:

dorianthewellendowed:

jimmyfury:

zarabithia:

queerhawkeye:

beanarie:

Yeeeees? And?

I’m taking this as a compliment to Elementary.

LOL.
Not Featuring A Dude Who Makes Rape Jokes is `100% a compliment.

Not mayo on white bread.


#Not a show where women are punchlines?#Not a show where women are reduced to sexy plot devices or bitches?#Not a show with only 1 poc regular cast member despite the series taking place in one of the most culturally diverse cities#in the english speaking world?#OH NO#OH GOSH HOW TERRIBLE.


Not a show helmed by a dude so racist he regurgitates Yellow Peril conspiracy theories circa 1898.
Not a show that reduces WOC to antagonistic shrews/wilting lotus flowers but rather casts a WOC in the lead to totally pwn a white British supervillain that tries to reduce her to a ‘mascot’
Not a show that constantly queerbaits its viewers and mocks them for daring to interpret the characters as anything other than cishet men.

a show featuring 100% canon trans and gay characters that handles them like real human beings a show that turns misogynistic tropes on their heads a show that calls its white male protagonists out on his shita show with an adaptation of sherlock who praises women a show with flawless writing that showcases how women actually actdo i really need to go on

not a show that features orientalist ~chinese music~ every time joan watson is on screen
not a show that fetishizes lesbian women and has them fall for the straight white man

I honestly saw this and was like “This is a poster that’s fixed to give you more reasons to watch it, right?”

    bisexualzuko:

    stardust-rain:

    dollygale:

    brandx:

    dorianthewellendowed:

    jimmyfury:

    zarabithia:

    queerhawkeye:

    beanarie:

    Yeeeees? And?

    I’m taking this as a compliment to Elementary.

    LOL.

    Not Featuring A Dude Who Makes Rape Jokes is `100% a compliment.

    Not mayo on white bread.

    Not a show helmed by a dude so racist he regurgitates Yellow Peril conspiracy theories circa 1898.

    Not a show that reduces WOC to antagonistic shrews/wilting lotus flowers but rather casts a WOC in the lead to totally pwn a white British supervillain that tries to reduce her to a ‘mascot’

    Not a show that constantly queerbaits its viewers and mocks them for daring to interpret the characters as anything other than cishet men.

    a show featuring 100% canon trans and gay characters that handles them like real human beings
    a show that turns misogynistic tropes on their heads
    a show that calls its white male protagonists out on his shit
    a show with an adaptation of sherlock who praises women
    a show with flawless writing that showcases how women actually act
    do i really need to go on

    not a show that features orientalist ~chinese music~ every time joan watson is on screen

    not a show that fetishizes lesbian women and has them fall for the straight white man

    I honestly saw this and was like “This is a poster that’s fixed to give you more reasons to watch it, right?”

  6. takealookatyourlife:

This is hilarious in the darkest way because this tree is holding the dead corpse of one of the other trees

    takealookatyourlife:

    This is hilarious in the darkest way because this tree is holding the dead corpse of one of the other trees

  7. Okay, I just realized Voldemort didn’t just plan to kill Harry in Book 4

    miraniel:

    In all other cases except the Triwizard cup, portkeys only go one way at one specific time. Touching them again does not activate them to return to their place of origin. Also, when Harry grabs the cup a second time, it does not return him to the middle of the maze. It takes him to the entrance of the maze, in front of everyone.

    Therefore, when Crouch Jr. (as Moody) bewitched the cup, he planned to have it take anyone who touched it first to the graveyard, then to the front of the maze.The cup was probably supposed to be a portkey to take the winner to the front of the maze anyway, so they wouldn’t have to try to fight their way out again.

    Voldemort obviously planned to kill Harry. He had to. That was the whole point; to kill Harry in front of all his Death Eaters, all the ones who had deserted him and doubted his power to return.

    There’s the possibility that he wanted to send Harry’s body back, either to divert suspicion somehow or to intentionally flout his victory in Dumbledore’s face. Except Voldemort had promised his precious Nagini several times she could eat Harry, and it seemed like a promise Voldemort was going to keep.

    So who was meant to take that return trip?

    Voldemort could use it as a ticket into Hogwarts for a surprise attack, but he’s freshly reborn, his Death Eaters are 13 years out of practice, and there’s a flock of powerful wizards there for the Triwizard. That would be an idiotic move.

    Or what if Harry—or someone who looked like him—had returned to Hogwarts as if nothing had happened in that maze? As the victor of the Triwizard Tournament AND the Boy Who Lived, Harry would be able to go anywhere and do anything. Everyone trusts him.

    Two words: POLYJUICE POTION.

    There was one Death Eater already waiting at Hogwarts who had very carefully been spending a whole year getting to know Harry, watching his every movement: Barty Crouch Jr.

    So here was Voldemort’s complete plan: Use Barty Crouch Jr. to infiltrate Hogwarts as Moody. He gets to know Harry and sets him up to be selected for and eventually to win the Triwizard Tournament. He makes sure Harry touches the cup first. Harry is then transported to the graveyard where Voldemort is waiting. Voldemort uses Harry to rise, calls his Death Eaters to him, and then humiliates and kills the Boy Who Lived in front of them.

    Then Voldemort strips Harry’s body, takes his hair, and transforms into him (or else has one of his DE’s do this—but really, who would he pick? Lucius is an idiot, Bellatrix is still in jail, and he believes Snape has deserted him). He then takes the cup and goes to Hogwarts as Harry. Later that night, Moody disappears, and Crouch takes Voldemort’s place as Harry Potter. Then, when the moment is right, Voldemort-Harry or Crouch-Harry will assassinate Dumbledore (incidentally gaining the power of the Elder Wand, though he wouldn’t know it), stage a coup of Hogwarts, and take over the wizarding world.

    Heck, he/they might not even drop their disguise as Harry. The wizarding world has faced Voldemort as an enemy before, but if their savior Harry Potter suddenly turned out to be just as powerful a Dark Lord as He Who Must Not Be Named? It would be a far scarier prospect than simply dealing with Voldemort’s return.

    It solves the problem of why Voldemort went to such lengths to get Harry through the Triwizard, when there were far easier ways to capture him: Voldemort didn’t just need Harry’s blood; he needed Harry as the world’s hero.

    And all that time in Hogwarts would give Voldemort time to search for a relic of Godric Gryffindor, the one founder he never made a horcrux from.

    Of course, none of this could have worked because Voldemort could never in a million years fool Ron or Hermione or Dumbledore, not even for a minute. But there’s Voldemort’s greatest weakness again—he doesn’t understand love.

    You’re welcome.

  8. languageramblings:

    Something that I don’t understand is why it seems as if every country but English-speaking ones teach foreign language pronunciation with IPA while English just says something like “it sounds like the A in ‘cat’.” 

    When I told my parents (who grew up in China) that we don’t learn IPA in school, they were like “Then how do you learn to pronounce words??”

    I recently got a German book in English and it attempted to explain German pronunciation with approximate English sounds and I was just very confused the entire time. Then I obtained a German book in French and it used IPA, and suddenly it was all “Oh so that’s how that word is pronounced!”

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