1. partybarackisinthehousetonight:

    never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

  2. elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

nerdjpg:

gotitforcheap:

atheist side of tumblr, care to explain this?

youre right, god is real 

put that bottle in the freezer and you’ve got captain america

    elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

    nerdjpg:

    gotitforcheap:

    atheist side of tumblr, care to explain this?

    youre right, god is real 

    put that bottle in the freezer and you’ve got captain america

  3. "But it’s my band!"

  4. thewaywardqueen:

    loki-frigguson:

    cue-the-crickets:

    Don’t ask me “what time is it” because I will either say

    a) time for you to get a watch
    b) summertime
    c) adventure time
    d) it’s time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel

    e) wrist o’clock

    f) two hairs past a freckle
    g) CHICO TIME

    h) COOKIE TIME!

  5. khaleesea:

    cumberdoom:

    papermonocle:

    Things I learnt today: During WW1, MI5 used Girl Guides to send secret messages. They used Girl Guides because they quickly found that Boy Scouts couldn’t be trusted and were’t efficient enough.

    At the start of the war Boy Scouts were also used. But it quickly became clear that Girl Guides were more efficient because they were less boisterous and talkative.

    the boy scouts were too gossipy, so they used girl guides as spies instead this is probably the best day of my life

    #someobody needs to write a billion YA novels about this#(i mean specifically about female teen ww1 spies but haha no complaints if it throws some shade at boy scouts)#TEEN GIRL WW1 SPIIIIIIIES#every word of that is SO IMPORTANT TO ME (x)

  6. bencumber:

From the reminiscences of John H. Watson, M.D., A Study in Scarlet (1887)

    bencumber:

    From the reminiscences of John H. Watson, M.D., A Study in Scarlet (1887)

  7. ohitsjustkim:

I WANNA GO WHERE THAT’S GOING

    ohitsjustkim:

    I WANNA GO WHERE THAT’S GOING

  8. "I met Iggy Pop at Max’s Kansas City in 1970 or 1971. Me, Iggy, and Lou Reed at one table with absolutely nothing to say to each other, just looking at each other’s eye makeup."
    David Bowie  (via crystaalvisions)
  9. weightedcube:

    when u and ur friends meet up after not seeing each other for ages

    image

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Morgane, 21, both French and British (currently in Dunedin, NZ). One day I'll save the world and blog about it. But for now I'll just blog.

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